Amazing Licensing procedure
by Anne Loucks
The way to be given a license is simple. Please stand up from your chair and spin three times in place while chanting, "DMCA ACTA DMCA..." Then go out into the street and give at least one dollar to the nearest hobo. Thereby, a license will granted to you. I will know if you have done this or not, for I am omniscient, and my network of hobo spies keeps meticulous records on who gives them cash. If you fail to do as I have said, then beware, I may sue you at my leisure, provided you click the button on the previous page.
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